Jessica Harper

Janet Majors

Cliff DeYoung

Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

Patricia Quinn

Dr. Nation McKinley

Charles Gray

Judge Oliver Wright

Ruby Wax

Betty Hapschatt

Nell Campbell

Nurse Ansalong

Rik Mayall

'Rest Home' Ricky

Barry Humphries

Bert Schnick

Darlene Johnson

Emily Weiss